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8863  27.11.2005 - 21:11h / Ostalo / Avtor: Matjaž K / 36 / 1

1.
A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.
"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes.
We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded. "It"s the same in the USA only we see stars too!

2.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.


sam - 28.11.2005 - 07:15

tudi mi vidimo zvezde, zakoni pa so tako visoki, nerazumljivi, nedostopni in nevarni kot Triglav